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Life is a buffet, eat like a pig
If you’re gonna dream baby, dream big
Everybody zags, why don’t you zig
Life is a buffet, eat like a pig

Just look at your life, as boring as can be
How can you stand the monotony
Every single day, the same as the last
Something’s gotta change and it better change fast

Chorus

Now you don’t drink or smoke, you don’t run around
You eat those healthy foods and you stay away from town

Nothing that you do is ever untoward
Aren’t you getting tired, aren’t you getting bored

Chrous
I know what you believe, I know just how you feel
But what if God’s a myth, what if heaven isn’t real
What if all your prayers fall on non-existant ears

If there’s no after life,
well you’d better live one here

Chorus (2x)