Why Don’t We Get Drunk

By Marvin Gardens (As performed by Jimmy Buffett)

I really do, appreciate the fact you’re sittin’ here.
Your voice sounds so wonderful but your face don’t
look too clear.
So barmaid bring a pitcher, another round o’ brew,
Honey why don’t we get drunk and screw…

(Chorus:)
Why don’t we get drunk and screw?
I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you.
They say you are a snuff queen,
Honey I don’t think that’s true.
So, why don’t we get drunk and screw.

(spoken: “Take it Coral Reefers, here we go…”;) violin solo

Why don’t we get drunk and screw?
I just bought a waterbed (it’s) filled up for me and you.()
They say you are a snuff queen,
Honey I don’t think that’s true.
So, why don’t we get drunk and screw?
Yeah, now baby I say, “Lord!,” ()
Why don’t we get drunk and screw.

()- or “Chord!” or “More Beer!” or whatever you like… 🙂 ‘hic
()- on “Feeding Frenzy” alternate verse:
“I just bought a waterbed filled up with Elmer’s Glue!…”

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(This song is published in CPP/Belwin’s “Songs You Know By Heart”)

[/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////]// Mike A. Hall // “If I don’t die by Thursday, //
// // –J.Buffett //
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