e|—————|—————–|—————-|———–|
B|-8–8-6-8–8-6-|-8-6————-|—————-|———–|
G|—————|—–7-6-5-3—–|—————-|———–|
D|—————|————-5-3-|-5–5-3-5-3—–|———5-|
A|—————|—————–|————5-4-|-3——-5-|
E|—————|—————–|—————-|—7-3-1-3-|

Well it’s 4 in the mornin’ and the police man
Said son you can’t sleep in the depot
I’d get coffee but I’m broke so I roll me a smoke
And ease out among the morning people

Step up to the newsstand talkin’ to the paper man
Talkin’ to the old street sweeper
When the neon lights showed my face
All over the early morning paper

It said wanted for robbing a grocery store
Disguised as a little old lady
He’s a bad piece of vermin
It’s your money he’s after
Consider him armed and crazy

[Interlude]

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G|—————|—–7-6-5-3—–|—————-|———–|
D|—————|————-5-3-|-5–5-3-5-3—–|———5-|
A|—————|—————–|————5-4-|-3——-5-|
E|—————|—————–|—————-|—7-3-1-3-|

Well I put me in a trash can, waitin’ for the trash man
To haul me out of the city
He said you gotta understand that I’m just a garbage man
Nobody ever showed me no pity

He said you’re wanted for robbing a grocery store
Disguised as a little old lady
You’re a bad pistol packer
It’s money you’re after
Son you’re armed and crazy

[Interlude]

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B|-8–8-6-8–8-6-|-8-6————-|-9–9-7-9–9-7-|-9-7————-|
G|—————|—–7-6-5-3—–|—————|—–8-7-6-4—–|
D|—————|————-5-3-|—————|————-6-4-|
A|—————|—————–|—————|—————–|
E|—————|—————–|—————|—————–|

Key Change

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G|—————-|———–|
D|-6–6-4-6-4—–|———6-|
A|————6-5-|-4——-6-|
E|—————-|—8-4-2-4-|

Well I know it’s too late to make my escape
When I hear the police a comin’
He pulled a .45, stuck it right between my eyes
Said don’t you a do nothin’

He said you’re wanted for robbing a grocery store
Disguised as a little old lady
You’re a bad pistol packer
It’s money you’re after
Son you’re armed and crazy

Yea you’re a bad pistol packer
And it’s money you’re after
Son you’re armed and crazy

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G|—————|—–8-7-6-4—–|—————-|———–|
D|—————|————-6-4-|-6–6-4-6-4—–|———6-|
A|—————|—————–|————6-5-|-4——-6-|
E|—————|—————–|—————-|—8-4-2-4-|

Working on some tonic and gin

When all at once out of nowhere

This foxy lady came walking in

She was looking so fine she drove me out of my mind

Till I just had to ask her to dance

And Lord it wasn’t long until I’d fallen into

An ugly cheating one night romance

So I took her home where we could be alone

Cause my old lady had gone out of town

But when I opened the door I found hell on the floor

Cause she wasn’t out of town anymore

She said look what the dog drug in

I leave him alone see what he come dragging home

Look what the dog drug in

I go out of town he starts fooling around

Look what the dog drug in

So I spent the night in some downtown motel

Hoping that she’d ask me back home

But I spent the day trying to call her

She just wouldn’t answer the phone

So I tried once more then I knocked on the door

But all she said was leave her alone

Cause she wasn’t having nothing to do with no dog

That didn’t know where to bury his bone

So I got on my knees and I begged her please

She said you lay down with dogs you’re gonna get up with fleas

Kept begging to stay I tried every way

This is all she had to say

Look what the dog drug in

Leave him alone see what he come dragging home

Look what the dog drug in

I go out of town he starts fooling around

Look what the dog drug in

Look what the dog drug in

Cm7 – X35343
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Spoken:
Let me tell you about a woman I know

(Sung)
She don’t drink, she don’t smoke
She can’t stand a dirty joke
She don’t hang out till the morning light
She don’t have to get high, Lord, to get right
She’s a friend, she’s a lover, she’s my wife

But I’ll take a drink
Lord, and I’ll have a smoke
And I’ve told some downright dirty jokes
I’ve been know to get high, tryin’ to get right
But that’s just me, son, that’s just me

Chorus 1:
Well if you don’t know my woman, you might think she’s square
But you oughta see that woman when she let’s down her hair
She’s the damndest thing that ever walked into my life
She’s a friend, she’s a lover, she’s my wife

I wear jeans, and she wears silk
I like beer and she likes milk
She can be soft like the summer rain
But lock them doors at night, she’s a hurricane
She’s a friend, she’s a lover, she’s my wife

Chorus 2:
Lord it’s still a mystery, what she sees in me
She said ‘long as I want her, she’ll never set me free
She’s the damndest thing that ever walked into my life
She’s a friend, she’s a lover, she’s my wife