To working placements and holidays

A stolen kiss in the lavatory

She shuts her eyes and says ?Miss me, miss me?

She?s fat loose and fancies me

But she?s hanging off a barman of forty three

And he dribbles in her ear, she giggles and grins

She knows she loves her father but she can?t imagine doing it with him

Now or never, it?s so damn clever

To their love anthem

She shuts her pretty eyes, she?s holding Leslie Grantham.

In six weeks time she says ?Nataurally,

You?re not the man that you used to be.?

And he says ?Darling how could I be, when you were born I was twenty three

And married in love, like a stallion in stud

And now I weave this network of fibs

And I write a mid?life pantomime, you?re younger than my kids.?

And it?s now or never

As he waves his white feather

?Cos he?s fallen in love

With the man he was back then

Would it ever be enough

sht she?s already on the bus

And it?s now or never

She has a picture of them together

She says stuff like ?Life?s a game.?

She has a locker room story

But the boys are getting older every day

The boys are getting older every day?.