(Riff 1) D to A

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B————|
G————|
D——-0—-|
A-0-2-4——|
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(Riff 2) A to D

E————|
B————|
G————|
D-0———-|
A—4-2-0—-|
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No need to tell me
I can tell it’s all over
I can see that our love’s on the rocks
I’ve known for some time
That the passion was dying
E E A (Riff 1)
Since the handjobs and the headjobs had stopped

And fucking? Fucking forget it
May as well feed this here bone to the dog
And me heart is are breaking
And me love spuds are aching
D (Riff 2)
And I’m missing you..
Sucking me cock

I’ve lost count of the pearl necklaces I give ya
And the facials from the odd tonsil prod
And I miss the way
You’d smile as you gargle
E A (Riff 1)
Hold your nose and then swallow the lot

Now there’s an unemployed sign, pinned on me fly
And me zipper’s all rusty and locked
And I miss your sweet lips, doing tricks with me dick
D (Riff 2)
And I’m missing you..
Sucking me cock

Since you’ve stopped giving head
I’ve been wanking instead
Till I’ve near-worn the fucking knob off
And me gonads are hurting

They’re bulging near bursting
A A7 (Riff 1)
Now the sucking and slurping have stopped

Can’t wank fast enough, cause it keeps backing up
Since your spittle has dried on me knob
And me sphincter’s missing your finger
D (Riff 2)
And I’m missing you..
Sucking me cock
And me sphincter’s missing your finger
D (Riff 2)
While I’m missing you..
Sucking me cock

I’m the kinda bloke that would like to think that if I can go back in time

That Banjo and Henry and even Ned Kelly would all be good mates of mine

Cause their pisspots and poets and outlaws and I can relate to that

And I can relate to their attitude too in word DILLIGAF
Pre-Chorus

That spells D- I -L-L-I -G-A-F DILLIGAF

G (4 bars)
This is what it means
Chorus 1
Do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF?

Am I being direct enough DILLIGAF?

It’s just another way of saying look I couldn’t give a fucking rat’s arse mate

And do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF, your turn

And do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF, do it again

And do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF

Verse 2
Its stress relief made easy its simple and it works

Just say DILLIGAF next time you’re got to deal with dickheads wankers and jerks

And when you go out stick a DILLIGAF on your T-Shirt or your hat

And when some cunts giving you the shits say mate read that
Pre-Chorus

That spells D- I -L-L-I -G-A-F DILLIGAF

G (4 bars)
Lets tell them what it means
Chorus 2
Do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF?

Am I being direct enough DILLIGAF?

It’s just another way of saying look I couldn’t give a fucking rat’s arse mate

And do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF, your turn

And do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF, do it again

Do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF?

Am I politically enough DILLIGAF?

It’s just another way of saying look I couldn’t give a rodent’s rectum mate

And do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF, your bit

And do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF, big finish

And do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF,
Outro
(CHORDS)