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He likes the airbrushed – Bromheads Jacket

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Tabbed by: Tieme
Email:tiemevanveen@hotmail.com

Tuning: E

Intro/Verse riff:

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Verse riff 4x:
Our Danny boy
He was a ladies man
Our Danny boy
Oh yes he had a plan
To find the perfect bird
And no he didnt mind if he had to try a few along the way
Oh no he didnt mind

Verse riff 4x:
Hed cruise around
The bars and clubs in town
Hed scout the birds
Hed look em up and down
Hed take his charm and then hed switch it on
He knew which buttons he had to press it didnt involve no web address

She might look good yeah
She might look nice
She might have the perfect form
But will you still want to squeeze those cheeks when shes 34?

Verse riff 2x

Verse riff 4x:
Extremely literate
you know in FHM
From nuts to loaded
He studies all of them
But he doesnt go near no not the top shelf
Cause bringing classy birds back to his flat dont wana see no filth

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Verse riff 4x:
Like a young Michael Caine
Alfies the character
Or perhaps a bit more tough, like in Get Carter
Hell pull the women in
And then he’ll spit them out
Unless shes got a chest
like Kelly Brook or Angelinas pout

She might look good yeah
She might look nice
She might get inside your head
But will she still be your Angelina Jolie when she farts in bed?

Verse riff + solo 4 x

Now hes found the perfect looking bird, Theyve moved in its 6 months on
Shes got the body of a celebrity Lying by him in a thong
Because He thought his plan was flawless he thought hed had it figured out
But after 6 months living with this chick shes turned into a lout

Because she snores she farts yeah she burps then laughs
She leaves her toenail clippings in the bath
And our Danny boys thoughts confirm that she wont even be his other half

Outro riff:

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he spied her on the tube and she was wearing a bright red poppy.
her beauty it shone through the silence as the commuters, they tried not to make eye contact.
he’d never seen such a beautiful thing except for in movies or up on billboards.
he’d never seen such a beautiful thing in all his years of travelling these trains.
her shiny brown hair was tucked behind her ears and her big blue eyes pierced right
her glasses.
the book she was reading was of an interesting nature, he knew that he would surely like
date her one day.

a few more stops to walthamstow.
its just a, a few more stops to walthamstow.
its just a, a few more stops to walthamstow.
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and poppy bird, i wonder what your name is.
he was a child of a difficult nature, it was compulsive disorder related.
sometimes he would do silly little things like turn the key in the door five times
he went to bed.
in the past he got in some silly situations with girls from school making silly accusations.
he was through all that and he knew what to do to not get himself into trouble.
he wanted to walk past and just ask her her name and say she’s so pretty, he’s been
her on the train.
he was a child of a difficult nature. he was a child of a difficult nature.

a few more stops to walthamstow.
its just a, a few more stops to wathamstow.
its just a, a few more stops to walthamstow.
and poppy bird i wonder, what your name is.

a few more stops to walthamstow.
its just a, a few more stops to wathamstow.
its just a, a few more stops to walthamstow.
and poppy bird i wonder, if I’ll ever meet you.

he can’t believe his luck cos he’s in wathamstow, she is leaving the train also.
he follows her onto the platform up the stairs and through the barriers.
he gets a bit too close and she looks behind. he takes control of himself and walks
behind.
and now their out and their onto the street and they walk past the top of his road.
it sure is dark and it sure is cold and so he plucks up the courage and starts to make
approach.
she can hear his footsteps, her hearts in her throat, should she turn and start to run.
no don’t be dumb,
no don’t be dumb,
no don’t be dumb,
no please don’t be dumb.
he’s so close now she waits to be grabbed, and she prays to god that she won’t get stabbed.
so close now she can feel his breath and he grabs her on the arm and says,
“miss is this your book that you left?”

cmj

You see him in the anchor
on most days but every night
on the weller or playing darts
you see his game is really tight

ooooooooooooooooohh ooooooooooooooooohh
leslie don’t you know
there’s more than your little town
there’s a big big world to see
but you’re so scared to leave

Intro again: A G A

leslie parlafitt
leslie parlafitt

about as right as you can get
and no he’s not afraid of it
he’ll put you right on immigrants
and blunkett lets have parlafitt

ooooooooooooooooohh ooooooooooooooooohh
leslie don’t you know
there’s more than your little town
there’s a big big world to see
but you’re so scared to leave

he was born in ’83
and this town he’ll never leave
Question he smiles that smile Question on a saturday night
especially if he starts a fight

ah-sha-la-la-la-la-la-la 

sha-la-la-la-la-la-la 

sha-la-la-la-la-la-la 

sha-la-la-la-la-la-la 

sha-la-la-la-la-la-la 

leslie don’t you know
there’s more than your little town
there’s a big big world to see
but you’re so scared to leave

Intro again : A G A

leslie parlafitt
leslie parlafitt