[Verse 2]
It isn’t Adderalltruistic
By overprescribing
How can we fight them in a Suboxone ring
I’ll throw a Prozacuzation
With a Subketamining
They’ll say my fears are Quaaludacris
They should be Ativanishing

With every Demeroltercation
They’ll have a good Xanaxplanation
You’re just Cialistrated
Cause we made your dick deflated

[Chorus 1]
It’s OxyMoronic
It’s OxyMoronic

[Verse 3]
It should be doctors getting busted
For their Klonopinions we trusted
We’re not the sinners, they’re the ones
That served us the Vicodinners
I don’t want to be an alarmist
But in that harmacy there’s a harmacist
And those scripts are making us Paximple minded pacifists

[Chorus 2]
It’s OxyMoronic
It’s OxyMoronic
It’s OxyMoronic
It’s OxyMoronic

Don’t think that I AmBien crazy
The medical industrial complex
Keeps us Viagravated and hard to come
Because of Percosex
How can we Hydrocondone
Their blatant misconduct
They don’t care for patients
They care about pushing product

[Verse 4]
Are you OxyMoronic
For wanting your daily chronic
And making your mom’s house hydroponic
You’re OxyMoronic

I’ve been called an OxyMoron
For getting my metaphor on
Linoleum is a Flooron
I’m an OxyMoron

[Verse 5]
It’s time to be alarmed
We’re not being healed, we’re being harmed
Our country’s being factory farmed
It’s OxyMoronic
It’s time to sound the alarma
We can’t put our faith in karma
We got a common enemy
And they’re called Big Pharma

[Chorus 3]
And it’s OxyMoronic
And it’s OxyMoronic
It’s all OxyMoronic
It’s all OxyMoronic