Have you ever wanted to disappear
And join a monastery
Go out and preach on Manic Street
Who will I be when I wake up next to a stranger
On a passenger plane passenger plane

[Pre-Chorus]

Permanent jet lag
Please take me back
Please take me back Oh
I’m a stray dog sick
Please let me in
The mad key’s tripping
Singing vows before we exchange smoke rings

Give me a pen
Call me
Mr Benzedrine

[Post-Chorus]

But don’t let the doctor in
I wanna blow off steam and
Call me
Mr Benzedrine
But don’t let the doctor
Don’t let the doctor in

It feels like fourteen carats but no clarity
When I look at the man who would be king
The man who would be king
Goes to the desert the same war his dad rehearsed
Came back with flags on coffins and said
We won oh we won

[Pre-chorus]

Permanent jet lag
Please take me back
Please take me back Oh
I’m a stray dog sick
Please let me in
The mad key’s tripping
Singing vows before we exchange smoke rings

Give me a pen
Call me
Mr Benzedrine
But don’t let the doctor in
I wanna blow off steam and
Call me
Mr Benzedrine
But don’t let the doctor
Don’t let the doctor in

Ba ba ba ba Benzedrine
My my my Benzedrine
My ba ba ba ba Benzedrine now
Ba ba ba ba Benzedrine
My my my Benzedrine
My ba ba ba ba Benzedrine now

Only one book really matters
The rest of the proof is on the television on the

[Post-chorus]

Call me
Mr Benzedrine
But don’t let the doctor in
I wanna blow off steam and
Call me
Mr Benzedrine
But don’t let the doctor
Don’t let the doctor in

Have you ever wanted to disappear

Tuning: Standard

. Palm-Muted
~ hold note
^ vibrate
p pull off
h hammer on
/ slide up
slide down

>>I know its a bit confusing, but after a while you’ll know the chords> Use Bar-Chords or Power-Chords for this tab, no open/usual chords!
Special chords:
[F/E]

E————–|
B-(10)———|
G–9——7—-|
D–10—–7—-| D5 means: no major or minor
A–7——5—-|
E————–|

//Verse\
Mr. Sandman showing his beam, when [(Dm)]he walks into the room the walls lean
in [(Dm)]to listen
Surf out [(C)]blank waves, c[(C)]licking back and for[(Dm)]th like old headlights sniffing
bottled [(Dm)]you again.
Head like a steel trap, wish I didn't, I didn’t, I didn’t, I didn’t,
I didn’t, I didn’t,[(Dm)] I didn’t, [(Bb)]I don’t?
Just want to be a footnote in someone else's happiness.

//Chorus\
(And) Does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your
wedding [(Dm)]band?
Does he know the way, does he know the way of the crickets that would
convince me to call it[(Dm)] a night?

//Post-Chorus\
I will [F/E]never end up like him, behind my back, I already [(F)]am.
Keep a calendar, [F/E]this way you will always know.

//Interlude\ (“Turn-Up”)
The last time you came through, oh darling, I know what you’re going through.
The last time you came through, oh darling, oh darling, oh darling?

[(Dm)]

[(Dm)]

//Verse\
Tempest in a teacup, get unique.
Peroxide Princess shine like[(Dm)] shark teeth
It’s a sign,(it's a sign) It’s a sign,(it’s a sign)
[(C)]It’s a sign, what if you peaked early.[(Dm)]

//Chorus\
(And) Does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your
wedding [(Dm)]band?
Does he know the way, does he know the way of the crickets that would
convince me to call it[(Dm)] a night?

Does he, does he know the way to worship our love?[(Dm)]
(And) Does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your
wedding [(Dm)]band?

//Post-Chorus\
I will [F/E]never end up like him, behind my back, I already [(F)]am.
Keep a calendar, [F/E]this way you will always know.

//Interlude\ (“Turn-Up”)
The last time you came through, oh darling, I know what you’re going through.
The last time you came through, oh darling, oh darling, oh darling?

//Chorus-like Middle 8\
Does your husband know? Does your husband know? Does your husband know
[(Dm)]Oh oh oh, whoa-oh?
Does he know? Does he know, does he know? Whoa-ah-ah-ah-ah, oh! oh! oh!

//Post-Chorus\ (Now different played)
I will [F/E]never end up like him, behind my back, I already am.
Keep a [(F)]calendar, [F/E]this way you will always know.

//Outro\ (Outro, played with Post-Chorus-chords)
Oh, the last time you came [F/E]through,
Oh darling, I know what you’re going through.
The last time you came through,
Dm Bb (let ring)
Oh, darling I know what you’re going through.

and that’s it… I hope this helped, please rate, comment and correct me!

Cheers…

I know this isn’t how they play it at all but for acoustic I think it works well.

Chords
A: x02220
E: 022100
F#m: 244222
Dsus2: x00230
A/C#: x42220 (can be played x4222x if its easier)
C: x32010
Bb: x13331
Gm: 355333
Dm: xx0231

Standard Tuning

I got troubled thoughts
And the self-esteem to match
What a catch… [A/C#] what a catch

You’ll never catch us
So just let me be
Said I’ll be fine
Till the hospi[A/C#]tal or American Embassy
Miss Flack said I still want you back
Yeah, Miss Flack said I still want you back

riff

E–5-4-3-2-|

I got troubled thoughts
And the self-esteem to match
What a catch, what a catch
And all I can think of
Is the way I’m the one
Who charmed the one
Who gave up on you
Who gave up on you

And so on

I know this isn’t perfect but I absolutely love this song so I thought i’d show
my appreciation to it by subbmiting it as my first acoustified tab (acoustified
is my word don’t steal it).

The key is either G#m or E I think…

Please comment to tell me if it’s any good.

Intro (My made up one ‘coz i’m cheeky like that)

G#m, F#, B

Verse 1

I’m not a cry baby, I’m the crybaby,

A caterpillar that got stuck, Mr.Moth come quick with any luck

A long walk to a dark house, a Roman candle heart keep us far apart

I’m cocktail party doing alright, hate me baby maybe i’m a piece of art

My friends all lie and say

Bridge

They only want the best wishes for me

E F# (hit once)
Oh 3, 2, 1, We go live.

Chorus

Oh baby you’re a classic,

Just like a little black dress

You’re a faded moon

Stuck on a little hot mess,

And oh baby you’re a classic,

Just like a little black dress

But you’ll be faded soon

Stuck on a little hot mess

E (Hit once)
Oh oh, oh oh oh oh.

Verse 2 Chords same as 1st

I can make your heart slow,
I can feel the weather in my bones,
We’re starting off and can turn it to what I like,
your pupils big roll like dice.

Bridge

They only want the best wishes for me

E F# (hit once)
Oh 3, 2, 1, We go live.

Chorus (same as last)

(Dunno about Lil wayne’s bit sorry)

Chorus (again the same)

Finish on E

This is like the best ever Fall Out Boy song.

Verse:
Wishes bounce me weightless
The infrared scope of pointlessness
The bulls are sedated and this fights fixed

Pre chorus:
Don’t feel bad for the suicidal cats
Gotta kill themselves nine times before they get it right
The P.A. system keeps my hard heart beating tonight

Chorus: Barr chords
(Oh hell yes)
I’m a nervous wreck
(Oh hell yes)
The drugs just make me reset
Knock once for the Father
Twice for the Son
Three times for the Holy Ghost

Verse 2:
Come on in, the water’s warm
Come on like I sugared you, but with a kick in the head
Like putting wings on lead
Your eyes are black in my starlight
I’m the last of my kind
(And as always I’m not addicted to you)

Pre Chorus:
Fall upon this token as religion of my head
And we’ll never get through customs
Let’s just take off again instead
Got my degree in the gutter
My heart broken in the dorms of the Ivy League

Chorus:
(Oh hell yes)
I’m a nervous wreck
(Oh hell yes)
The drugs just make me reset
Knock once for the Father
Twice for the Son
Three times for the Holy Ghost
Knock once for the Father
Twice for the Son
Three times for the Holy Ghost
Solo (while singing Im a nervous wreck)same timing same as chorus Em D5 Cm Bm

I’m a nervous wreck (3X)

I’m a n-n-nervous wreck
(I’m a nervous wreck)
I’m a nervous wreck
(Oh hell yes)
The drugs just make me reset

Chorus
Knock once for the Father
Twice for the Son
Three times for the Holy Ghost
(Three times)
Three times for the Holy Ghost
(Three times)
Three times for the Holy Ghost