I recommend playing capo on first fret.

“->” means slide to.

Intro, play first 4 chords twice.

I used to get upset over giant papercuts and math equations
Nothing stuck in my craw more than dog fights and shopping malls and tax evasion
and sexist tabloid culture and branjalina and papperazi
and proposition 8 and discrimination and neo-nazis

G# -> F# F#m C# G# full
Buuut anymore these things don’t seem to bother meeeee
F# F#m C# G# full
Ever since I started hanging out with Mr T
F# F#m C# ->>> G# full
He told me to stay out of drugs, and drink my milk, and treat my mother right
F# G# full
and I pity the fool who disagrees.

I disliked gwen stifani for her weird ass voice and that stupid hair of hers
And it felt like J. K. Rowling conspired to kill off all my favourite characters
I disliked all the people I had to ride on the commuter bus
If nancy grace and I were to meet I would have kicked her in the uterus

G# -> F# F#m C# G# full
But my attitude has had a total overhaul
F# F#m C# G# full
Since mr t told me how to forgive them all
F# F#m C# ->>> G# full
He said let the nay sayers nay, I don’t care what they say, it’s all jibber jabber anyway
F# G# full
And I pity the fool who cannot rhyme

weird solo

he said I must go on, gotta help more kids gotta spread my knowledge
I said T please don’t go he said, hold it kid, you’re old and you’re in college
he said you know all that I know I can’t teach you nothing I swear it’s true
go out and live your life because there’s so much goodness in the world for you

G# -> F# F#m C# G# full
You go watch as bob ross paints himself some happy trees
F# F#m C# G# full
And those happy cows on TV make you happy cheese
F# F#m C# ->>> G# full
and he dug in his spurs, and rode into the sky, On that thing from the never ending story,
F# G# full
And I pity the fool who mess with T.

Whatchoo talkin’ about foo?! I don’t remember none o’ that.

As always, listening to the song first will help you tremendously.

Hope you’re all well,
GoheX @ www.vtwproductions.com