I recommend playing capo on first fret.

“->” means slide to.

Intro, play first 4 chords twice.

I used to get upset over giant papercuts and math equations
Nothing stuck in my craw more than dog fights and shopping malls and tax evasion
and sexist tabloid culture and branjalina and papperazi
and proposition 8 and discrimination and neo-nazis

G# -> F# F#m C# G# full
Buuut anymore these things don’t seem to bother meeeee
F# F#m C# G# full
Ever since I started hanging out with Mr T
F# F#m C# ->>> G# full
He told me to stay out of drugs, and drink my milk, and treat my mother right
F# G# full
and I pity the fool who disagrees.

I disliked gwen stifani for her weird ass voice and that stupid hair of hers
And it felt like J. K. Rowling conspired to kill off all my favourite characters
I disliked all the people I had to ride on the commuter bus
If nancy grace and I were to meet I would have kicked her in the uterus

G# -> F# F#m C# G# full
But my attitude has had a total overhaul
F# F#m C# G# full
Since mr t told me how to forgive them all
F# F#m C# ->>> G# full
He said let the nay sayers nay, I don’t care what they say, it’s all jibber jabber anyway
F# G# full
And I pity the fool who cannot rhyme

weird solo

he said I must go on, gotta help more kids gotta spread my knowledge
I said T please don’t go he said, hold it kid, you’re old and you’re in college
he said you know all that I know I can’t teach you nothing I swear it’s true
go out and live your life because there’s so much goodness in the world for you

G# -> F# F#m C# G# full
You go watch as bob ross paints himself some happy trees
F# F#m C# G# full
And those happy cows on TV make you happy cheese
F# F#m C# ->>> G# full
and he dug in his spurs, and rode into the sky, On that thing from the never ending story,
F# G# full
And I pity the fool who mess with T.

Whatchoo talkin’ about foo?! I don’t remember none o’ that.

As always, listening to the song first will help you tremendously.

Hope you’re all well,
GoheX @ www.vtwproductions.com

I figured out all of these chords just by watching Molly Lewis’ YouTube video
for this song, so some of the chords may be off. When I couldn’t find the right
chord, I used something else that sounded similar.

If you want to play this on the ukulele like Molly does, please go here:

http://www.ukulele-tabs.com/uke-songs/molly-lewis/it-all-makes-sense-at-the-end-uke-tab-17325.html

Intro: D# A# Cm G# D# Baug G# Fm G# (If you listen to the song, Molly switches
back to G# momentarily.)

When I met you, I thought you were really smart

And even more so when we started going out

D# Baug
It was your intellect that really won my heart

There was just so much stuff you knew so much about

I was hungry for knowledge, and I was single

I didn’t want to date and really hadn’t planned to

D# Baug (Pause)
But you were cool and you were smart and you were multilingual

And I felt like I could really understand you

But then, it went downhill

and we’ll never get back to our better days

I’m done, I’ve had my thrill

and I think we ought to go our separate ways

But it isn’t you, it’s me

I guess we just weren’t meant to be

D# Baug
I thought we were inseparable, I thought you were my friend

But looking back now, it all makes sense at the end

You’re sometimes vague, and you’re often inconsistent

You’ve no opinions, you never take a stance

D# Baug
You’re so dispassionate, you always sound so distant

And I tell you, you know zilch about romance

And not once did you ever say you love me

You sent no flowers, you NEVER called me “honey”

D# Baug
And you always talked as if you were above me

And it felt like you were always needing money

Sometimes you generalize,

And on better days your tone is condescending

And when we talk books or films

You ALWAYS find a way spoil the ending

But it isn’t you, it’s me

I need someone more scholarly

D# Baug
I thought you had the answers, but your smarts are all pretend

And my attraction only makes sense at the end

You just believe everything you’re ever told

D# G (ch)B#m(/ch) Cm
You never question, I’m pretty sure you don’t fact check

D# F (Play this like a normal F)
When someone puts ideas into your head

You never blink, you immediately buy it

I won’t say that you have no integrity... but I might imply it

D# A# Cm G# D# Baug G# Fm G#

It turns out you’re not the guy I thought I knew

and I think we need to stop and take a breather

D# Baug
I never know if what you’re saying’s really true

and frankly, sometimes, I don’t think you know either

You have no real facts, your knowledge is all hearsay

And I’m tired of playing all your stupid games

D# Baug
You don’t keep pictures of me, and you don’t know my birthday

I don’t think that you even know my name

You keep tabs on other girls

But I notice there’s no article for me

You’re known by all the world

So I guess I’m just a droplet in the sea

But it isn’t you, it’s me

I owe you no apology

D# Baug
I know not to judge my company just based upon its looks

I’m too grown-up for your articles, it’s time that I read books