Key: E

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
E – 022100
A – [-] x02220
B – x24442

Intro: Drumbeats

Verse 1:
On a Tuesday afternoon
my mom came in my room
and said get the
fk up outta bed
and get a god damned job
so I told her hey
hey fk you mom
and threw the phone
at her head but I missed
and hit her in the snatch
so I slammed the
door in her face
and said don’t ever
barge in my room
or I’ll kick your ass
and call the cops
and tell them I’m abused
and you’ll wind up in jail
while I go snowboard in vail
no one to post your bail
cuz daddy loves me more
B E-G#m-A-B- x4
he says that you’re a

Chorus 1:
You’re worthless
you’re lazy you’re stupid
a little over weight
now give me 20 bucks
Mommy, you’re worthless
you’re lazy you’re stupid
a little over weight
now give me 20 bucks
B E G#m A B E G#m A B no make it 50 bucks

Verse 2:
Now mom writes me letters
I write return to sender
let her rot there in her cell
I watch the dogs mate on her bed
sorry mommy I had to pawn
the china silver and
all your jewelry
G#m A(hold)
I had to eat and rent a
bunch of prostitutes like-

Chorus 1:
-you, you’re lazy
you’re stupid
a little over weight
now give me 20 bucks
Mommy, you’re worthless
you’re lazy you’re stupid
a little over weight
now give me 20 bucks
no make it 50-

Outro: Talking
-bucks no make it
60 bucks make it 75
why don’t you just give
me your whole god damn purse
I hope you’re having
fun rotting in jail

B E-G#m-A-B-E-G#m-A-

maybe I’ll come visit you nah
B E(Hold)
enjoy your stretch in jail