Golfshirt – Nerf Herder (from cd ” Nerf Herder “)

intro: E C#m E C#

I’m not the one you dream about
And I’m not the one who you can’t live without
I’m not the one who you wanna see
I’m not the one who you want to be seen with

And when you’re tired of all the jerks
And you’re tired of all the work
And you’re tired of being hurt
G# A B E C# …
You will long for the comfort of my golfshirt

I’m not the one who was an old time punkrocker
I was listening to rush and trying to feather
my hair back when all that stuff went down

I’m not the one who’s in a highschoolhardcoreband
I sat in my room scoring with miss Pacman

And when you’re tired of all the jerks
And you’re tired of all the work
And you’re tired of being hurt
You will long for the comfort of my golfshirt………..yeah

solo

No tats, no piercings, no hats, and no grungebeard baby yeah

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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stefan nijenhuis
stefan11@worldaccess.nl

Artist: Nerf Herder
Album: Nerf Herder
Song: Nosering Girl
Transcribed: Mike Keating – NerfWeezer@aol.com

remember to keep in mind parry uses heavy distortion on nearly the
whole kick ass album. if you have any corrections or comments be
sure to mail me (except of course punctuation and caps). thanks!

~ let ring
staccato (short, sharp note)
^ play one octave up
h hammer on
p pull off
>/ slide up
slide down
(M) muted until (N)

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(tuning: standard)

(played simultaneously through song except chorus)

(bass plays)

D-----------2---2---2---2---6--
A---3--3-----------------------
E------------------------------

(while guitar plays)

D-----------------------------
A--------3----3---3---3---3---
E-----------------------------

(after 2X)
oh

(after 4X)

D---------------------------8-8-8-8-7-7-75--5/753
A---53~--3/5--5/7--753---------------------------
E---------------------------------------------------

(verse 1)
i i met a girl she was standing on the dance floor

of the club she was a very very pretty girl

so i went up and talked to her and when you share

your thoughts with soooomeone you feel close to theeem

(chorus)
nosering girl i love you
nosering girl i want you i want you i want you
nosering girl i love you
nosering girl i want you i want you i want you

(verse 2)
yeah she had pretty hair and beutiful eyes and a

dalmation jacket (dalmation jacket)

and she was the kind of girl who you would give up

eating meat for no more salami no more steak or potatoes

yeah you would walk on down to the health food store

and buy humace and taboolie and babaganousch

and rice cakes rice cakes rice cakes

(chorus)
nosering girl i love you
nosering girl i want you i want you i want you
nosering girl i love you
nosering girl i want you i want you i want you

(verse 3)
as it turns out she was the cousin

of the ex-girlfriend of my good friend steve

my very good friend steve but she didnt like me

she said i was a drunkard an alchoholic

a weirdo a freak! a freak?
nosering

(chorus)
nosering girl i love you
nosering girl i want you i want you i want you
nosering girl i love you
nosering girl i want you i want you i want you
i want you i want you i want you i want you
i want you i want you i want you i want you
i want you i want you i want you i want you
i want you i want you i want you i want you
i want you

yeah

were warmin up were warmin up