Nerf Herder – 5000 Ways to Die
Tabbed By: Daniel Taylor
EMail: danielt88@hotmail.com

All chords are power chords

and the bastard you hated the most
will stand up and give you a toast
he’ll say, “we were such good friends, especially near the end”
then he’ll feel up your girlfriend in the front of your ghost
( Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/n/nerf_herder/5000_ways_to_die_crd.html )
so get in your car and drive real fast,
up in the attic the with a shotgun blast,
take a bath with a clock radio
vodka and valium overdose
have you ever tried? there must be 5000 ways to die

Chords

e————————-
B————————-
G–4————7———
D–4—5—7—-7—-4—-
A–2—5—7—-5—-4—-
E——3—5———2—-

I haven’t worked out the lead parts yet.

Golfshirt – Nerf Herder (from cd ” Nerf Herder “)

intro: E C#m E C#

I’m not the one you dream about
And I’m not the one who you can’t live without
I’m not the one who you wanna see
I’m not the one who you want to be seen with

And when you’re tired of all the jerks
And you’re tired of all the work
And you’re tired of being hurt
G# A B E C# …
You will long for the comfort of my golfshirt

I’m not the one who was an old time punkrocker
I was listening to rush and trying to feather
my hair back when all that stuff went down

I’m not the one who’s in a highschoolhardcoreband
I sat in my room scoring with miss Pacman

And when you’re tired of all the jerks
And you’re tired of all the work
And you’re tired of being hurt
You will long for the comfort of my golfshirt………..yeah

solo

No tats, no piercings, no hats, and no grungebeard baby yeah

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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stefan nijenhuis
stefan11@worldaccess.nl

Artist: Nerf Herder
Album: Nerf Herder
Song: Nosering Girl
Transcribed: Mike Keating – NerfWeezer@aol.com

remember to keep in mind parry uses heavy distortion on nearly the
whole kick ass album. if you have any corrections or comments be
sure to mail me (except of course punctuation and caps). thanks!

~ let ring
staccato (short, sharp note)
^ play one octave up
h hammer on
p pull off
>/ slide up
slide down
(M) muted until (N)

____________________________________________________________

(tuning: standard)

(played simultaneously through song except chorus)

(bass plays)

D-----------2---2---2---2---6--
A---3--3-----------------------
E------------------------------

(while guitar plays)

D-----------------------------
A--------3----3---3---3---3---
E-----------------------------

(after 2X)
oh

(after 4X)

D---------------------------8-8-8-8-7-7-75--5/753
A---53~--3/5--5/7--753---------------------------
E---------------------------------------------------

(verse 1)
i i met a girl she was standing on the dance floor

of the club she was a very very pretty girl

so i went up and talked to her and when you share

your thoughts with soooomeone you feel close to theeem

(chorus)
nosering girl i love you
nosering girl i want you i want you i want you
nosering girl i love you
nosering girl i want you i want you i want you

(verse 2)
yeah she had pretty hair and beutiful eyes and a

dalmation jacket (dalmation jacket)

and she was the kind of girl who you would give up

eating meat for no more salami no more steak or potatoes

yeah you would walk on down to the health food store

and buy humace and taboolie and babaganousch

and rice cakes rice cakes rice cakes

(chorus)
nosering girl i love you
nosering girl i want you i want you i want you
nosering girl i love you
nosering girl i want you i want you i want you

(verse 3)
as it turns out she was the cousin

of the ex-girlfriend of my good friend steve

my very good friend steve but she didnt like me

she said i was a drunkard an alchoholic

a weirdo a freak! a freak?
nosering

(chorus)
nosering girl i love you
nosering girl i want you i want you i want you
nosering girl i love you
nosering girl i want you i want you i want you
i want you i want you i want you i want you
i want you i want you i want you i want you
i want you i want you i want you i want you
i want you i want you i want you i want you
i want you

yeah

were warmin up were warmin up

Nerf Herder – She’s a Sleestak
Tabbed By: Daniel Taylor
EMail: danielt88@hotmail.com

Intro (Tabbed for guitar)

E:————————————————–
B:————————————————–
G:————————————————–
D:——4—7-7–4–7——————————-
A:–5-5—5———————-4—-7-7–4–7—–
E:—————————5-5—5—————-

( Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/n/nerf_herder/shes_a_sleestak_crd.html )
The whispers in the hall
never bother her at all
or the laughter from the boys
in the gymnasium

Fauline mueller is alarmed
at the scratches on her arm
and the german homework is late again oh no

She’s a sleestak (4x)

D A A# A (2x)
Oh oh oh oh (Same for spoken German part)

There you go.

Led Zepplin Rules – Nerf Herder album IV (2008)
tabbed by webinquiry@yahoo.com

(Intro)
B D G E x2

(Verse)

I turn on my radio

G E (low)
And all the music sounds hollow

The first song they're playin’ sucks

G E (low)
And the next one swallows

The singer is whinin’

G E (high)
And the drummer sounds bored

B D G E (high)
The guitar player’s tone is like a Commodore 64

(Chorus)
Don’t settle for less

Don’t suffer the fools, no-oo-oh

Don’t give them your allowance money

Let’s shout, “Led Zeppelin Rules”

(Intro) x1

(Verse 2, same as first)
I turn on my TV set and I see the “American Idol” show
And people are wonderin’ why all the kids are suicidal
Well, Jessica and Britney and Paris and Ashley
Well, they look so pretty
Then you ask me if I like their music
Well, I didn’t know that they had any

(Chorus 2, same as first) x2
Don’t listen to disco
Don’t listen to punk, no-oo-oh
Don’t listen to the (‘?) and all that junk, woah-oo-oh

Don’t suffer the fools
Don’t settle for less, no-oo-oh
Don’t give them your allowance money
Let’s shout, “Led Zeppelin Rules”

(Bridge)
B D E C (palm-muted x4, then x4 regular)

“Hey, bro, check out the new Donut Boy song I got for free on my cell phone. It’s so rad.”
“I’m not gonna listen to your stupid cell phone. Check this out.”
“Dude, what’s that?”
“It’s got real music on it. It’s called a cassette tape.”
“What? How many minutes do you hear with that thing?”
“Ninety.”
“Woah!”

(Chorus 3, same as first x3, first time very palm muted)
Don’t settle for less
Don’t suffer the fools, no-oo-oh
Don’t give them your allowance money
Let’s shout, “Led Zeppelin Rules”

Listen to disco
Don’t listen to punk, no-oo-oh
Don’t listen to the (‘?) and all that junk, woah-oo-oh
Don’t suffer the fools
Don’t settle for less, no-oo-oh
Don’t give them your allowance money
Let’s shout, “Led Zeppelin Rules”

(Outro, same as intro x4, end on B)
Don’t listen to disco
Don’t listen to punk
Don’t listen to junk
Don’t listen to..
Don’t listen to… ska