(Verse)
June fourth 2005 will always be remembered
As the day that I looked in to the mirror
And confirmed my suspicion… I’m losing my hair. Eb G Ab x2

I could take a pill called Propecia,
It causes pain in just one nut and that freaks me out.
I could join the hair club for man,
The salesman told me it’s only as much as a car
To get a transplant, with only three weeks of head scabs
That’s not for me… No!
If it’s balding I am, it’s a bald guy I’m gonna be!
Woah, woah, yeah!

(Instrumental)
Eb G Ab x2 Eb

I know I’m not alone, every room I go to some dude knows how I feel,
It’s just hair, if we were truly evolved we woudn’t have that sht anywhere.
I can’t change the way I look, but I can change how I look at it, ‘cause if it’s up to me

If it’s balding I am, it’s a bald guy I’m gonna be!
Woah, woah, yeah!

(Instrumental)
Eb G Ab x2 Eb

Bruce Willis is fking hot
And Captain Picard is generally regarded as sexy,
I look just like that dude from Snatch.
I’ll just start working out and buy some clothes I’ll be so cool,
No one will notice I’m a bald guy.
Gonna be a bald guy
Gonna be a bald guy

This is an interpretation from the live version he did in his video Gay.
For the best timing and to check out the strumming patterns check out the video, the
song starts at around 1:53.

(C)- play C once
- palm mute C

F
I’m in love with my right hand
Ohh yeah
F
He is always there, when i need a 5 minute friend
Ohh yeah[(G)]

And i can speed myself up
Slow myself down
As long as there’s [(C)(C)]no one e[(G)(G)(C)(C)]lse a-round
It’s just me and my adult DVD

(power chords)

And i can freeze the frame at my favorite part

And pretend the the actress is here
C(bar on 8th)
I can pretend that Mandy Mammaries is here with me

Then repeat

The rest of the lyrics

I like to call myself up on the phone tell me how pretty I look today. Cause I know I’m
a sure thing.
I buy myself a dozen roses, open a bottle of wine, and turn the light down low, and then
I start to do my thing.

And I can talk to myself in a deep sexy voice, or I can let out an animal noise (meow)
cause it’s just me, I got my privacy.

And I can stop right before I explode, or let it go and wait ‘til I reload, but either
way I’m gonna love me all night long.

I catch myself in the mirror, I say god damn I like what I see, I can’t have another
girlfriend, cause that would just be cheating on me…

Guitar tuned half step down.

Chords:
C6 D/F# (I know this isn’t the correct name)
e|-0-| e|-x-|
b|-3-| b|-3-|
g|-2-| g|-0-|
d|-0-| d|-0-|
a|-3-| a|-x-|
E|-x-| E|-2-|

Verse 1:
Well He’s bobbin’ his head
and he’s shuffling his feet
looking for his friend on Sesame Street.

Never wears no shoes
and he doesn’t need clothes
cause he always likes to keep his trunk exposed

Snufulupugus[D/F#]

And you’d never even know
if he sat down
right beside you on the

Pre-Chorus:
Count Mobile,
I’m[G/B] telling you
I know that he’s real
[G/B]even if
Nobody else believes

Chorus:
Snufulupugus (Snufulu[D/F#]pugus) X4

Verse 2:
Everybody knows that
the big yellow bird’s
got a place to go when everything turns wrong
He’s big and he’s brown
and he’s always around
when you need a friend who’s lashes are long
And when I’m feeling lonely
I go, riding with my homie in the

Pre-Chorus

Chorus

Bridge:
When I was five Snuffy was
There for me (There for me)
living inside a land of
make believe

Chorus

Have fun, God bless.