Song: My Wifes A Psychopath
Artist: Toy Dolls
Tabbed By: Paul Ginger Hutchinson
Tuning: Standard

[ Notes ]
This is my first tab so please be kind. I hope this helps you!

E The second Octave of E. So a bar chord on the 7th fret, shown below!
| 7 |
| 9 |
| 9 |
| 9 |
| 7 |
| x |

[ Intro ]E

I couldn’t wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night
Could I catch th perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!?
A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek & mild?
I faced the wrath of a Psychopath & a woman that went wild

E B
Before too long it all went wrong, she wern’t the one for me
E
But I was trapped when I got slapped by a raving loony
She got mean, she caused a scene, I said “You’re not my type”
But I gave in, how could I win? As she threw another swipe…ferocoiusly

[ Chorus ]
My wife’s a psychopath. Throws a fit then she hides in the bathroom
E c B
My wife’s a psychopath.Aooeee
My wife’s a psychopath. Always on the warpath
After me, mentally deranged!

[ Same Pattern as before ]
I’m black & blue, I said “We’re through” I’m cuts n’scrapes n’scars
She clenched her fist, I ducked, she missed, so I kicked her up the arse!
She yelled & squealed as I revealed I had learnt some self defence
I smashed her face in, just incase, coz I hate violence…it’s not for me

[Chorus Again]

[ Now the Guitar Solo ]
F – F – A# – c :: Play this 3 Times
F – c – F – c :: Play this Once

[Chorus Again but up 1 semi-tone]
so,
E is now F
A is now A#
B is now c

[Outro :: Bass first then Guitar follows]
D# slide to F :: Listen to song for when to slide

Psycho…Psycho…she’s a bleedin’ Psycho…

[ Thats the end of my first Chord ]
[ I hope it helps you ]