Intro
C~m Bm A

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Played Throughout Verse Until The A D D chords, Which Goes Like This;

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Verse 1
C~m Bm A
She’s Got Another Fantasy
C~m Bm A
She Lives In Flat Number Twenty-three
C~m Bm A
Picked First Prize In Carnival Queen
And Now She Takes Her Clothes Off
Verse 2
C~m Bm A
C~m Bm A
Collects The Covers Off Her Magazines
C~m Bm A
She Longs To Be Another Teenage Dream
C~m Bm A
The Problem Is She’s Turning Forty-three
She Still Takes Her Clothes Off
The Chorus Goes Like So Lads;

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Then The G D, And The G D A;

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Chorus
She Got The Nickname Porta Bubble Joan
They Found Her Dead, Dead As Nails, At Home
And She Said, I’m Gonna Be Another Marilyn
Bleach My Hair, And Get Real Thin
And Everybody’s Gonna Wanna Dance With Me
Verse 3
C~m Bm A
C~m Bm A
She Loves To Have Her Little Fantasies
C~m Bm A
She Longed To Be The Wife Of Jimmy Dean
C~m Bm A
But Jimmy’s Head Sits In Jimmy’s Knees
She Loves To Take Her Clothes Off
Verse 4
C~m Bm A
C~m Bm A
Police Are Looking Round At Twenty-three
C~m Bm A
They Found Her Hanging From Her Swollen Feet
C~m Bm A
They Saw Her Dance Last In Woolworth Street
She Loved To Take Her Clothes Off
Chorus
She Got The Nickname Porta Bubble Joan
They Found Her Dead, Dead As Nails, At Home
And She Said, I’m Gonna Be Another Marilyn
Bleach My Hair, And Get Real Thin
And Everybody’s Gonna Wanna Dance With Me That Line x2, Then The
First Line Of The Outro,

--------------------------------------------- Then That Line x1 Again, 

Then The 2nd Line Of The Outro.

The Outro Is Played Like This, So Try And Get The Timing Right, It Makes A Difference;
The First Bar Is For The First Line, The Second For The Second (Funny Enough)
D A G | D A G D A

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This Is For The Last Three Lines;

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Outro
Everybody Wants To Be The Carnival queen
Everybody Wants To Be, The Carnival, King Or Queen
We All Read The Books
She Takes Her Clothes Off
One By One
Off Again