Capo 4

During the Intro, Verses, and Chorus, these chords are picked:

e|———-| |———-|
B|———-| |—–6v—|
G|—–5v—| |——-6–|
D|——-6–| |—6——|
A|—6——| |-4——–|
E|-4——–| |———-|

During Bridge, these chords are strummed:
E: 4 E: 4 E: X E: 6
B: 4 B: 6 B: 8 B: 6
G: 5 G: 6 G: 8 G: 7
D: 6 D: 6 D: 8 D: 8
A: 6 A: 4 A: 6 A: 8
E: 4 E: X E: X E: 6

[Verse 1]

Well, Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
Do it to me every time
Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
And I’m jello, baby
But you won’t talk, won’t look, won’t think of me
I’m the epitome of Public Enemy
Why you wanna go and do me like that?
Come down on the street and dance with me

I’m a lot like you so please Hello, I’m here, I’m waiting
I think I’d be good for you, and you, you’d be good for me

[Verse 2]

I asked you to go to the Green Day concert
You said you never heard of them
How cool is that’
So I went to your room and read your diary:
“watching Grunge leg-drop New-Jack trough presstable…”
and then my heart stopped:
”listening to Cio-Cio San
fall in love all over again.”

I’m a lot like you so please Hello, I’m here, I’m waiting
I think I’d be good for you, and you, you’d be good for me

How stupid is it? I can’t talk about it
I gotta sing about it and make a record of (my heart)
How stupid is it? won’t you gimme a minute
just come up to me and say “hello” to (my heart)
How stupid is it? For all I know you want me too
And maybe you just don’t know what to do
Or maybe you’re scared to say: ”I’m falling for you”

e|——————————————————–|
B|———————–10-8–7h8-12—–8–10h12–|
G|—————-8-7——————————–|
D|—-7–9—–5-7——————-12————|
A|———6——————————————–|
E|——————————————————–|

[Verse 3]

I wish I could get my head out of the sand
‘Cuz I think we’d make a good team
And you would keep my fingernails clean
But that’s just a stupid dream that I won’t realize
‘Cuz I can’t even look in your eyes Without shakin’, and I ain’t fakin’
I’ll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon

I’m a lot like you so please Hello, I’m here, I’m waiting
I think I’d be good for you, and you, you’d be good for me

I’m a lot like you so please Hello, I’m here, I’m waiting
I think I’d be good for you, and you, you’d be good for me

Picking:

e|———-| |———-|
B|———-| |—–6v—|
G|—–5v—| |——-6–| X4, end on an E
D|——-6–| |—6——|
A|—6——| |-4——–|
E|-4——–| |———-|

Intro ~~~~~~~~~Drum role plese!~~~~~~~~~~~~

[]-------------------------------------------------------------------
[]-------------------------------------------------------------------
[]----------------------------------9-9-9-9-------------------------- X 2
[]--2-2-2-2--6-6-6-6--7-7-7-7--9-9--9-9-9-9--6-6-6-6--7-7-7-7--9-9---
[]--2-2-2-2--6-6-6-6--7-7-7-7--9-9--7-7-7-7--6-6-6-6--7-7-7-7--9-9---
[]--0-0-0-0--4-4-4-4--5-5-5-5--7-7-----------4-4-4-4--5-5-5-5--7-7---

And den…. REALLY Scatato! – . – . – . – . –

[]--------------------------------
[]--------------------------------
[]-------6-6--2-2--4-4------------
[]--2-2--6-6--2-2--4-4------------ X 4
[]--2-2--4-4--0-0--2-2------------
[]--0-0---------------------------

This is played by the bass but since its really kool i put it on teh geetar!

[]-------------------------------------------------
[]-------------------------------------------------
[]------------------------------------------------- This is played on the last time
[]--------6-----------7-----------9--9------------- on the Scatato thing... yeah...
[]-----6--------4--7--------6--9--------9--6-------
[]4-7--------5-----------7--------------------7--0-

P.S. Remember people…… Weezer ROCKS!!!! >:o

Joke: Ok so this guys standing by the cash machine and is checking food out for teh busy people…. when a girl walks up and sets done her stuff… she has one grape vine, one apple, one soda can, one of everything and the clerk looks at teh girl strange and then says… “You must be single? eh?” and the girls replies amasid ” Yes!?!? how do you know?” The clerck then says.. ” Cause you so dang ungly!”

NOTE Weezer plays this song with their guitars tuned
down half a step

Chords used:

1|--0-----0-----2-----3-----2-----0---|
2|--0-----1-----3-----0-----3-----1---|
3|--0-----0-----2-----0-----4-----0---|
4|--2-----2-----0-----0-----4-----2---|
5|--2-----0-----X-----2-----2-----3---|
6|--0-----X-----X-----3-----X-----X---|

Intro – Clean guitar:(played through twice)

1|-----------7---------------------------|
2|--8---10---------10-8---7---8----------|
3|----7----7---7--------7---7---7---7----|
4|---------------9----------------9------|
5|---------------------------------------|
6|---------------------------------------|

Accompanied by:

1|---------------------------------------|
2|---------------------------------------|
3|--0---2----4-----2-0--------0----------|
4|------------------------4--------------|
5|---------------------------------------|
6|---------------------------------------|

Verse:

When I’m stable long enough
I start to look around for love
See a sweet in floral prints
My mind begins the arangements
But when I start to feel that pullllllllllllllll
Turns out I just pulled myself
She would never go with me
Were I the last girl on earth

Chorus:

I’m dumb, she’s a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind is no good
Ohhh pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth

Verse 2 – same chords as verse 1:

Might have smoked a few in my time
But never thought it was a crime
Knew the day would surely come
When I’d chill and settle down
when I think I’ve found a good old fashioned girl
Then she put me in my plaaaaaaaaaace
Everyones a little queer
Oh can’t she be a little straight

— repeat chorus —

–Guitar interlude–

–repeat chorus with slow choppy strumming–

I’m dumb, she’s a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind is no good,Ohhh ho hoooo

–return to normal strumming–

pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth

I’m dumb, she’s a lesbian
I thought I had found the one, Ohhhhhh
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind is no good
Oh pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth

–repeat intro–