Intro: F#m D A D A F#m F#m x2

I’m gonna get me a rubber girl
I’m gonna take her everywhere
She’s gonna give me a whole lot of love
In exchange for a little air
I’ll never have to show her out
All I gotta do is blow her love

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I’m gonna get me a rubber girl
When I find one my size
She’ll have ruby lips and Rubens’ hips
Discretely vulcanized
Discretely vulcanized

At the first sign of any aggravation
I’ll have the power of immediate deflation

Break: D A D A F#m F#m

Bridge:
Now it might seem debatable
That someone who’s inflatable
Could ever be compatible
But you see

?
It’s not so incredible
That someone who’s inedible
Could be perfectly acceptable
To me

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I’m gonna get me a rubber girl
I’m gonna rub her all night long
With my rubber girl beside me
I know I can be strong
I know I can be strong

People say it won’t be easy
But she’ll bend over backwards, just to please me

Solo

Repeat Bridge

Break: D A D A F#m F#m

I’m gonna get me a rubber girl
I’m gonna take her everywhere
She’s gonna give me a whole lot of love
In exchange for a little air (repeat last line to fade)