INTRO
(drum beat one measure)

VERSE
I thought tonight would suck like every other night
I’d party with my friends
But when I saw you grooving on the dance floor
Normal came to an end
We started talking and man, it was so clear to me
There’s no one else like you
You got the brains, the body, and the beauty
To top it off, you’re cool

CHORUS
This ain’t impossible
This ain’t improbable
You are my baby tonight
And I’m your daddy
This ain’t believable
This ain’t predictable
You are my baby tonight
And I’m your daddy

VERSE
I hope that I ain’t freaking you out
You probably hear it all the time
I swear I ain’t like those other boys
I’m a special kind
I would like to give a demonstration
Of what it is I do
I’ll take you out to dinner at Palermo’s
We’ll split a cheese fondue

CHORUS
This ain’t impossible
This ain’t improbable
You are my baby tonight
And I’m your daddy
This ain’t believable
This ain’t predictable
You are my baby tonight
And I’m your daddy

BRIDGE
I will egg the goomba
If you tire
Try my best to moonwalk
On the wire
I just want to, ooh ah,
Feel your fire
Feel your fire
Feel your fire!

INSTRUMENTAL
F# | D#m | C# | B
F# | D#m | A#m | B

CHORUS
This ain’t impossible
This ain’t improbable
You are my baby tonight
And I’m your daddy
This ain’t believable
This ain’t predictable
You are my baby tonight
And I’m your daddy

INTRO
(guitar riff) G – F# – E5

e|---|| --------|--------|--------|-------- ||
G|---||O --------|--------|--------|-------- O||
B|434|| -----434|-----434|-----434|-----434 ||
D|542|| -----542|-----542|-----542|-----542 ||
A|542||O -----542|-----542|-----542|-----542 O||
E|320|| -----320|-----320|-----320|-----320 ||

.X. X.X.X.X. X.X.X.X. X.X.X.X. X.X.X.X.

G F# E5 | G F# E5 | G F# E5 | G F# E5
(add drums)
G F# E5 | G F# E5 | G F# E5 | G F# E5

VERSE
In the mall, in the fall, we’re sneaking to the emergency hall
First we smoke then have a smoke, get change for tokens and a pretzel and Coke

CHORUS
Now we’re ready
In the mall, I was in the mall
Keep it steady
In the mall, I was in the mall
G F# E5 | G F# E5
In the mall

VERSE
Ho-li-days are on their way, these de-corations have so much to say
Loses meaning, going west, don’t get facetious or you don’t get the best

CHORUS
Bells are ringing
In the mall, I was in the mall.
Now we’re singing
In the mall, I was in the mall.
I was in the mall
I was in the mall

BRIDGE
Take the elevator
to the escalator
ride it down and start again

INSTRUMENTAL / BREAKDOWN (synth solo)
X.X.X.X.

e|7--5-57-|--------||
B|-------4|--------||
G|--------|--------||
D|--------|--------||
A|--------|--------||
E|--------|--------||

(P.A.) “Cathy…” (I can’t decipher what the heck she’s saying)

INSTRUMENTAL (guitar solo)
(rhythm gtr.) (lead gtr. + DS)

e|---|--------|--------|--------|-----4-24|544542---|-5457-7-|
B|---|--------|--------|---5----|-/----- |---- -35-|--------|
G|434|-444-434|-444-5--|7-------|-------- |---- ----|--------|
D|542|-222-542|-222----|--------|-------- |---- ----|--------|
A|542|-222-542|-222----|--------|-------- |---- ----|--------|
E|320|-000-320|-000----|--------|-------- |---- ----|--------|

[(2/4)]

e|-----12- 12|- 12- 12- - 19/|21-21-21-21-|21---|
B|------ - - |- - - - - - - -|- -- -- -- -|- ---|
G|------ 14- |14- 13- 13- - -|- -- -- -- -|- ---|
D|------ - - |- - - - - - - -|- -- -- -- -|- ---|
A|------ - - |- - - - - - - -|- -- -- -- -|- ---|
E|------ - - |- - - - - - - -|- -- -- -- -|- ---|

CHORUS
All together
In the mall, I was in the mall
No place better
In the mall, I was in the mall
I was in the mall, in the mall

OUTRO
G F# E5 | G F# E5 | G F# E5 ||