ANOTHER TAPE FROM BIN LADEN TO THE AL JAZEER
SAID “THE FUTURE LOOKS DIM AND THE END IS NEAR”
WE GOT FIRES AND FLOODS AND HURRICANES
ITS ENOUGH TO DRIVE A CRAZY MAN INSANE
I DONT ASK FOR MUCH YOU KNOW IM EASY TO PLEASE
THERES JUST TWO THINGS THAT SATISFY ME

FAT GIRLS AND WEED, THATS ALL I NEED
WELL WE BOTH GOT THE MUNCHIES
THE BUFFET SOUNDS SO SWEET
FAT GIRLS AND WEED (FAT GIRLS AND WEED)
THATS ALL I NEED (WITH PLUS SIZE JEANS)
WELL YOU PICK ONE UP YOU KNOW THEY BOTH
MAKE YOU WEAK AT THE KNEES, FAT GIRLS AND WEED

I HAD TO TAKE OUT A LOAN JUST TO FILL UP MY TANK
GOT ANOTHER LATE NOTICE FROM THE GUY AT THE BANK
SOMETIMES I WALK AWAY JUST TO CLEAR MY HEAD
BUT MY MIND KEEPS DRIFTIN BACK INSTEAD
TO A HEAVY DUTY HAMMOCK DOWN IN AMSTERDAM
AND A BIG FOGGY SHADOW BELOW IN THE SAND

FAT GIRLS AND WEED, THATS ALL I NEED
WELL WE BOTH GOT THE MUNCHIES
A CORN DOG SOUNDS GOOD TO ME
FAT GIRLS AND WEED (FAT GIRLS AND WEED)
THATS ALL I NEED (BIGGIE SIZE FOR ME)
WELL YOU PICK ONE UP YOU KNOW THEY BOTH
MAKE YOU WEAK AT THE KNEES, FAT GIRLS AND WEED

WELL SINCE MARY JANE MET JENNY CRAIG
SHES GOT MORE TO LOVE SHE NEVER MAKES ME BEG
TAKE A SACK OF FLOUR AND A HIT OFF MY BONG
SHE LOOKS REALLY GOOD IN THAT DISAPPEARING THONG
IF I CANT DRINK HER PRETTY IM GONNA SMOKE HER THIN
SHES MY CORN FED BABY WITH A DOUBLE CHIN

FAT GIRLS AND WEED, THATS ALL I NEED
WELL WE BOTH GOT THE MUNCHIES
THE BUFFET SOUNDS SO SWEET
FAT GIRLS AND WEED (FAT GIRLS AND WEED)
THATS ALL I NEED (BH ATE MY SEEDS)
WELL YOU PICK ONE UP YOU KNOW THEY BOTH
MAKE YOU WEAK AT THE KNEES, FAT GIRLS AND WEED