The first night that I got out of jail

Your lips were red and your skin was pale

You were the one that I wanted to nail

Yeah.

I asked you for a table dance

You came over and put your hands in my pants

I ain’t lookin’ for no wild romance

but by the way: hey you got any blow?

Stripper girl

Heaven sent, pay my phone bill, pay my rent

Stripper girl

I love you, all my friends really love you too

I really love your boobies

I wanna love you til the end of time

I wanna love you in a 69

I wanna love you where the sun don’t shine

Hey, where’d you put that coke? Cool.

Sniff

Take my cock into your backdoor

I wanna fuck you fuckin’ whore

I wanna jam it in and out at a real fast pace

Til I squirt hot juicy all over your face

Stripper girl

Heaven sent, take one look and I pitch a tent

Stripper girl

You’re the best, up all night on crystal meth

Yeah!

Sometimes you think that I’m a jerk

When you catch me fucking your friends from work

I’ll be there to catch you when you fall

If you buy me an iPhone you can give me a call

(Rhythm for guitar solo is same as intro)
Guitar solo

I really love you baby

I wanna watch you dance

I didn’t mean to fuck your friend

Give me one more chance

Stripper girl

On my lap, hope I didn’t give you the clap

Stripper girl

I need some cash, get on stage and shake that ass

Stripper girl

Heaven sent, thanks again for payin’ my rent, yeah

Stripper girl

Stripper girl

Stripper girl

Stripper girl

Stripper girl

All done!

Woah
Let’s go
Listen up

Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego show
We were on our cougar hunt and I ended up with you
Dragged you to a dirty cage and threw you to the ground
I felt the sting down on my thing and I heard a hissing sound

A six foot rattlesnake just bit me right below the belt
Get on your knees and help me please ‘cause it won’t suck itself

Time to use your mouth (Just get that venom out)
You can’t spit it out (right now you’ll choke it out)
I need you to be with us
I can feel the swelling getting worse
’Cause it won’t suck itself

We did a show in Panama and blew their fucking mind
Rocked it out like Aerosmith from back in ’85
I took this chick to the dressing room, just got the candles lit
I didn’t see it crawl on me and that’s when I got bit

A pissed off scorpion just bit me right below the belt
I’m down and out, I need some help ‘cause it won’t suck itself

Time to use your mouth (Just get that venom out)
You can’t spit it out (right now you’ll choke it up)
Holy shit, it’s getting worse
I don’t want to wind up in a hearse
But it won’t suck itself

Alright
Baby I feel so good, yeah

Intro:G# D# F# C#
Verse

Extra Extra read all about it,
I wanna show ya kinda something new.
Now If your having trouble just getting a boner,
Here’s something cool that’ll work for you.
It’s way better than a Dirty Sanchez,
Some will say that its a bit extreme.
Close your eyes and spread your legs now,
What I’m about to do will make you scream.
You better lube it up cuz it’s easier
to get it deeper in
In her hole (so) she screams

Chorus:
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
That’s called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Give her the Shocker.

Verse 2 same notes as Verse 1
It’s easy to find chicks that really dig it,
In any city or any town.
You can spot a rookie who’s bin using the shocker,
He walks around with a pinky that’s brown.
When ya do too much butter sugar,
And your hard meat stick won’t stand.
add your middle finger to a fist of metal,
And spread the shocker all across the land.

It’s time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls,
You will learn this at school.
So pay attention here

Chorus:
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
That’s called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Give her the Shocker.
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car,
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
That’s called the Shocker.
YEAH!!

(Solo:)

Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
That’s called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Give her the Shocker
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car,
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
That’s called the Shocker.
Here it comes!

(Lead Break:)
Shock, Shock Shocker
Shock, Shock Shocker
Shock, Shock Shocker
Shock, Shock Shocker
G# D# Fm(let ring)
Come on and Shocker
Two hundred twenty volts of heavy metal power
In your vagina and your butthole too
kiss

Tabbed: 6th December 2012
Tabber: Thomas Hassall, UK

NOTE: ALL THE OTHER CHORDS ARE WRITTEN AS PLAYED. BUT FINGER POSITIONS ARE OF THE GIVEN CHORD.

In the D/F# as it’s a run down chord, only the root note (F#) is played.

[B/D] [D/F#]

e|—| e|—-| e|—| e|—| e|—| e|—| e|—| e|-2-|
b|-3-| b|–3-| b|-3-| b|—| b|-3-| b|-1-| b|-1-| b|-3-|
G|-0-| G|–0-| G|-0-| G|—| G|-0-| G|-0-| G|-0-| G|—|
D|—| D|—-| D|—| D|—| D|—| D|—| D|—| D|-0-|
A|—| A|–2-| A|-3-| A|—| A|—| A|-0-| A|-3-| A|—|
E|-3-| E|—-| E|—| E|-2-| E|-0-| E|—| E|—| E|—|

VERSE 1:

Well, I bet you never [B/D]guessed
When you came to the show
[D/F#]You’d be getting on the bus with me
C D REST
And doing some blow

Your mama’s in the [B/D]parking lot
Looking for you
She’s [D/F#]gonna find you when I’m done
C G REST
All covered with goo

G B/D Cadd9 G D/F# Em Am7 C D (Optional D here)
Oooh, mama’s little girl got all sticky

VERSE 2:

Hair on your [B/D]nipples
Zits on your box
[D/F#] In Oklahoma City
C D REST
You’re considered a fox

What did you have to [B/D]do
For that backstage pass
[D/F#]’Cause I found a Poison lemon inside of your ass

PRE-CHORUS MELODY:

Based around a D Chord into the B/D Variation. The ‘x’ is the rhythm tap.

|-2-3-5-3-2——–x—x-|
|-3-3-5-3—3—-3-x-3-x-|
|————-0–0-x-0-x-|
|-0—————-x—x-|
|—————3–x-2-x-|
|——————x—x-|

CHORUS:

So come on pretty [B/D]baby
Suck my balls all night
The driver says we’re [B/D]leaving
Come morning light
Spit out that [B/D]retainer and do me right
Oooh, come on pretty [B/D]baby, suck my balls all night

REPEAT THIS SEQUENCE FOR THE REST OF THE SONG.

Tabbed by: Leonidas ( aka Jarom!r)

special thanks to “T” who already figured out the chords ( to check his tab check
this link: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/s/steel_panther/community_property_ver2_tab.htm )
what i’m gonna do is putting the chords and lyrics together, to make it easier to sing along 😉

chords used:
tuning: Eb (Eb Bb Gb Db Ab Eb)

[E5/A] [E5/C#]

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----4----4----4---------2----6---------------------------------------------|
D|----2----2----4----2----2----6---------------------------------------------|
A|----0----4----2----2----0----4---------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------0-------------------------------------------------------|

to make it easier, i used the chord names from standart tuning 😉

during the B5 chord in the verses they do this:

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4------------------------------------------------------|
D|------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4------------------------------------------------------|
A|------2-2-2-0-2-2-2-0------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

I would [E5/A]give you the stars in the [E5/C#]sky
But they’re too far away
[E5/A]If you were a hooker, you’d [E5/C#]know
I’d be happy to pay
[E5/A]If suddenly you were a [E5/C#]guy
I’d be suddenly gay

‘Cause my heart belongs to you
My love is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
A5(once let ring)
But my cock is community property

You’re the [E5/A]only girl that I like to sc[E5/C#]rew
When I’m not on the road
[E5/A]When I come home, my dinner’s m[E5/C#]ade
And the front lawn is mowed
[E5/A]I’ll kiss your mouth
Even a[E5/C#]fter you swallow my load

‘Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain’t nothing that I wouldn’t do
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

bridge:
I wanna make it clear
So you retain it
My dick’s a free spirit
And you can’t restrain it
No, you just can’t chain it down

at the next verse there is a little picked part:

e|-------0-------0-------0-------0-------0-------0---------------------------|
B|-----0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---4---4---4---4-------------------------|
G|---2-------2-------1-------1-------4-------4-------4-----------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

I love you so much it hurts
From my head to my feet
I think of you and I can’t
Help but fondle my meat
I see your face every time
That I go out and cheat

‘Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain’t nothing that I wouldn’t do
My heart belongs to you
But my dong is community property
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Suggestions to my email address please 😉

lionfalcon@web.de

F#|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
C#|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G#|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
C#|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|

[+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+]
0:09 Verse x2

F#|------------------------------------------------------------------|
C#|o-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G#|o---------------------------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|
C#|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1---------------------------------|

[+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+]

Gb|------------------------------------------------------------------|
Db|-----------------------------------------------------------------o|
Ab|-----------------------------------------------------------------o|
Eb|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--|

[+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+]
0:42 Chorus

F#|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
C#|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G#|-----------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|
C#|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-------------------------------------------------|

[+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+]

F#|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
C#|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G#|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|
C#|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

[+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+]

F#|---------------------------------|
C#|---------------------------------|
G#|---------------------------------|
C#|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-3---------------|

[+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+]
1:03

F#|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
C#|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G#|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
C#|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|

[+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+]
1:11 Verse

F#|------------------------------------------------------------------|
C#|o-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G#|o-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|
C#|------------------------------------------------------------------|

[+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+]

Gb|------------------------------------------------------------------|
Db|-----------------------------------------------------------------o|
Ab|-----------------------------------------------------------------o|
Eb|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--|

[+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+]
1:45 Chorus

F#|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
C#|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G#|-----------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|
C#|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-------------------------------------------------|

[+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+]

F#|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
C#|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G#|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|
C#|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

[+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+]

F#|---------------------------------|
C#|---------------------------------|
G#|---------------------------------|
C#|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-3---------------|

[+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+]
2:06 Rest

2:31 Solo

F#|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
C#|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G#|-3-----3-3-----3-1---1---1--1---1---1--3-----3-3-----3-1---1---1--1---1---1--|
C#|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + Tri pl et Tri pl et 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + Tri pl et Tri pl et

F#|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
C#|---------5-------------------------------------------------------------|
G#|-3-----3-------3-1---1---1--1---1------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4/1616161616161616|
C#|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + Tri pl et Tri pl et 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +

2:47 Chorus

F#|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
C#|o-----------------------------------------------------------------o|
G#|o-----------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-o|
C#|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--------------------------------------------------|x2

[+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+]

F#|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
C#|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G#|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|
C#|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

[+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+]

F#|---------------------------------|
C#|---------------------------------|
G#|-------------------------4-------|
C#|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-3---------------|

[+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+]
Outro 3:19

F#|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
C#|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G#|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
C#|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1---------------|

[+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+][+][+][+][+][+][+][+]
Tabbed By Jack Mills