Well Im finally gettin used to the water
The way the tarantulas bite
Those Federalais didnt believe I
Only came her to watch the bulls fight
Tell my mother, I need a good lawyer
Tell my father Im getting a tan
My sleepy siesta down south of the boarder
Is taking more time then I planned.

Chorus:
Oh Juanita somebody betrayed me
Theyre giving me ten years to life
Juanita I need you to save me
I promise Ill make you my wife.

I got a big house in Milwaukee
With a color TV and a pool
Mahogahide bar and a Cadillac car
Juanita, theyre waiting for you
Tie the burro up down in the courtyard
To keep the guard busy tonight
When you bring my dinner
Make sure the tortia
Is filled with a gun or a knife.

Chorus:

Juanita, youll love Wisconsin
Wisconsin is gonna love you

Yes, all of Milwaukee speaks Spanish
Of course youre gonna wear American shoes

Lake Michigan tastes like tequila
Frayholays, why they grow theyre own trees
You can say adios to the pigs and the goats
If youll just do this one thing for me.

Chorus:

Juanita, I-I swear it was all a mistake
You see, I was drowning out there in the ocean
And I saw this bale coming by man so I grabbed it
And I climbed on top of it and I found this stick
And I rowed myself into shore and when I got there the boarder control Was waiting for me at the
I didnt know what it was, I promise you
If youll just marry me I can be a citizen of Mexico
Id take you to Milwaukee, you can meet all my friends
They got these big shiny motorcycles and you can ride on the back of em Really, Juanita would I lie to you.