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INTRO:




My boyfriend, hes so sexy
He takes me all the way to mexico
##STOP
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

He dont care if I dance with other fellas
Hes a gentle bear, he aint a big gorilla, no
##STOP
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

###CHOURS:
We could eat french food or hit a greasy diner
He can guzzle beer somethin finer
You give me any grief hell give you a shiner
Hes as tough as an old coal miner
And best of all, he aint no snivelin whiner

[intro/chorus]
G / e / C /D /G

G e C D
Now’s not the right time for love / Cause I’m busy building an igloo in
Alaska
Perhaps if you had asked me last week / I was redesigning China’s Political System
And that’s not easy / With so many people / So many mouths
And all that rice / and all those bikes / and don’t think twice
But there’s so much left to do right here tonight

Now’s not the right time for love / Now’s not the right time for love

Now’s not the right time for love / Cause I’m busy building a race track in Nebraska
Perhaps if you had asked me last week / I was painting the Empire State Building
And that’s not easy / From the top of a ladder / Standing on a head of the statue of liberty
With a high powered spray gun / Across the bay, hun
Well there’s so much left right here that needs to be done

Now’s not the right time for love / Now’s not the right time for love

Ddddddd ? Did you really think we’d stay together?
My ever changing moods will shift just like the weather
I got seven phone lines and they’re ringing off the hook
And I’m trying to change the world and I’ve got no time to look for love

Now’s not the right time for love / Now’s not the right time for love

Now’s not the right time for love / Cause I’m busy building an Igloo in Alsaka
Perhaps if you had asked me last week / I was reorganizing the space system for NASA
And that’s not easy / With so many monkey / And all those hotdogs floatin in the air
And cute guys with crew cuts / Naming stars / But the gravity keeps a-pulling me back to the bars

Now’s not the right time for love / Now’s not the right time for love
Now’s not the right time for love / Now’s not the right time for love

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C5: x32013
A7: x02223

intro: G – A7 – C5 – D, G – A7 – C5 – D

Don’t pick up Hitchhiker Joe
He’ll slit your throat and cut off your big toe (I tell you)
He’ll make you smile from ear to ear
Gonna lock you in the trunk for ninety-nine years

Don’t do it now

Bum, bum bum bum bum
Bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum
… bum, bum bum bum bum
Bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum

I had a cousin, came from Vermont
Next thing I know that cousin was gone
Truckdriver saw him picking up Hitchhiker Joe
Now his spleen’s on the sidewalk helping flowers grow

My best friend Eddie called from L.A.
Said we’d have dinner later that day
I got the feeling and it’s more than a hunch
My poor friend Eddie was that hitchhiker’s lunch

(Refrain)
Hitchhiker Joe ain’t no vegetarian
If you see him on the highway steer clear of him
He got a knife in his sock and a razor up his sleeve
And a chainsaw in his pack and he’s gonna make you bleed… yeah yeah!

(“Bum” part of Refrain)

My girlfriend Lois called from Tallahasee
She picked up that dude at the Spam factory
That was the last time that I saw her smile
My best advice is, “Don’t eat Spam for awhile!”

(Refrain)