I woke up, pounding head
With a bottle laying in the bed
There was a little, little bit left
So I picked it up, and I killed the rest.

CHORUS:

Oh I know I’m going to heaven
But I can’t go, with me like this
I need to pull myself together, before then
No I ain’t afraid of dying
But what scares me to death
Is meeting Jesus with whiskey on my breath

VERSE 2:

I lost her and all my friends
Broke all but one of my Lord’s 10

But Jesus died for all my sins
That’s how I know I’m getting in

CHORUS:

Oh I know I’m going to heaven
But I can’t go, with me like this
I need to pull myself together, before then
No I ain’t afraid of dying
But what scares me to death
Is meeting Jesus with whiskey on my breath

INTERLUDE —————————————

Play chorus chords

Oh I know I’m going to heaven
But I can’t go, with me like this
I need to pull myself together, before then
No I ain’t afraid of dying
But what scares me to death
Is meeting Jesus with whiskey on my breath
Is meeting Jesus with whiskey on my breath

[Verse 1:]
There’s just something about a Saturday
And a big red ball in the sky
And that’s just something you don’t wanna waste
And there’s a million reasons why
But there’s just one that will make you wanna run
To a beach bar patio
So what I’m gonna do
Get a spot with a view
And sip on something slow
[No chord]
And find some pretty girls with

[Chorus:]
Tan lines, tan lines
Sun-kissed by the sunshine, sunshine
A good day for a good time, good time
There’s some two-tone honeys ain’t afraid to show
Every little place where the sun don’t go
Perfect combination of a little bit of dark and light
Find some pretty girls with tan lines, tan lines
Tan lines, tan lines

[Verse 2:]
Well there ain’t no better time to be chillin’ outside
When it’s 70-something degrees
A little Jimmy Buffet ain’t never hurt nothin’
When you’re sitting by the sand and the sea
So tip it on back, no shirt, ball cap
Yeah, everything’s feelin’ alright
My toes are gettin’ wet and I’m willin’ to bet
That it’s only a matter of time
[No chord]
Till I find some of those

[Chorus:]
Tan lines, tan lines
Sun-kissed by the sunshine, sunshine
A good day for a good time, good time
There’s some two-tone honeys ain’t afraid to show
Every little place where the sun don’t go
Perfect combination of a little bit of dark and light
Find some pretty girls with tan lines, tan lines
Tan lines, tan lines

[Bridge:]
You know it gets a little hotter
When they come out of the water
In a two piece tied with a string…
strum twice-pause … You know what I mean
[No chord]
Find some pretty girls with

[Chorus:]
Tan lines, tan lines
Sun-kissed by the sunshine, sunshine
A good day for a good time, good time
There’s some two-tone honeys ain’t afraid to show
Every little place where the sun don’t go
Perfect combination of a little bit of dark and light
Find some pretty girls with tan lines, tan lines
Tan lines, tan lines
Some Carolina tan lines, tan lines
Some Florida girls with tan lines, tan lines

[Outro:]
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