E-------------------------------
B-------------------------------
G-------------------------------
D-------------------------------

[A77777777-66666666-444444444444444]
[E55555555-44444444-222222222222222]
verse

E----------------------------------
B----------------------------------
G----------------------------------
D---------------------------77777777 

[A77777777-66666666-44444444-55555555]

E55555555-44444444-22222222---------

chorus

E------------------------------------------------------------------
B------------------------------------------------------------------
G------------------------------------------------------------------
D--------------------------------------------------7777777777777777

[A7777777777777777-666666666666666-4444444444444444-5555555555555555]

E5555555555555555-444444444444444-2222222222222222-----------------

bridge

E-----------------------------------
B-----------------------------------
G----------------------------------
D---------99999999-77777777777777777

[A77777777-77777777-55555555555555555]

E55555555---------------------------

this is my first tab but I am sure its correct.
I would not bet my cock on the strumming but
I think if you listen to the song you will get the idea.
and since I am a ty guitarest i don’t know the solo thingy.
so maybe some day some one will post it
or once I figure it out some how.

:
Jeannie’s having problems with her ovaries
She’s got trouble with her tubes
If you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find
A completely empty room

:
Cause Jeannie’s got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless
Jeannie’s got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless

:
Her physician injected fluids in her private parts
But she just won’t believe
That the efforts to erradicate her female trouble
Will cause her to conceive

[Repeat Chorus]

Jeannie isn’t ovulating, Jeannie isn’t ovulating
Jeannie isn’t ovulating now

No simple yeast or bladder infection could compare
To the pain that Jeannie’s going through this year
Her husband’s sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test
Now Jeannie’s operation must commence
E G A(12th)
Artificial insemination can’t
E G A(12th)
Fertilize poor Jeannie’s rotten eggs

[ A / E / D ] x4

:
Jeannie isn’t ovulating even though
She took all the proper pills
Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay
The gigantic doctor bills

[Repeat Chorus twice]

[End on A]

Lead

E-----------------------------------------------------------
B-----------------------------------------------------------
G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--

…husbands sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test

E-------------------------------------------
B-------------------------------------------
G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--

Now Jeannie’s operation must commence

E----------------------------------------------------
B----------10-------------10-------------------------
G--9-9-9-9--------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--

Arti – fic – ial insemmination can’t

E------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------10-----------10-------------10--------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-9-9-------------|
D--------------------------------------------------------------7---|

Fer – ti – lize poor Jeannie’s rotten eggs Yeah!

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#From: OpenFace@aol.com
#Date: Fri, 12 Jan 1996 22:13:38 -0500
#Subject: CRD: “Automatic Rejector,” Screeching Weasel
#
#”Automatic Rejector”
#performed by Screeching Weasel
#written by Ben Weasel, Danny Vapid, Jughead, John Personality, and Dan Panic
#(C) 1992 No Budget Productions
#(P) 1992 Lookout! Records
#from the Lookout! Records release Wiggle (LK 63 LP/CS/CD)
#transcribed by Mike Ripplinger (openface@aol.com)
#

The lead is a single note, struck once and bent. Usually it is a C#,
played at the 9th fret on the high E, but after the second chorus there is a
brief key change, at which time it is a D#, played at the 11th fret on the
high E.
pmf rest your picking palm across the strings and strike the chord up and
down, creating a “palm-mute/feedback” sound.

[“Automatic Rejector”]
[ C# / F# ] x2
[ C# / F# ] (with lead) x4
:
He had a big mouth
He didn’t know when to stop
He said, “Maybe we’ll see some
Action tonight from that bitch” but he was wrong
:
She’s the automatic rejector
C#(pmf)
She’s the automatic rejector
[ C# / F# ] (with lead) x4
:
He came up behind her
And started grabbing her tits
See, his hands and his mouth
Pulled the same kind of shit
And when she pulled out her gun
She said, “Why don’t you suck on this”
[Repeat Chorus]
[ C# / F# ] (with lead) x4
[ D# / G# ] (with lead) x2
[ C# / F# ] (with lead) x2
[Repeat Chorus]
[Outro: C#-F#-C# / F#] Repeat this with “Automatic rejector, automatic
rejector…” End on C#. The outro’s lead is one note: C#, played at the
11th fret on the D string.